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“And I feel so much depends on the weather, so is it raining in your bedroom?”

Oh HELL-oh. I have not posted in like, well, a MONTH. Sorry! I am not dead. I am kinda trying to deal with some stupid shit. Like hormones, depression – most likely due to hormones – and weaning myself...

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“You can laugh at my behavior, that’ll never bother me”

Hello strangers!  Wow, more than one post this month. Give this chick a fucking medal! ***** Okay, I’ve been watching the number of friends on my Facebook page go up and down. Not because I give a...

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“It’s not you, it’s me”

Whoever said that the first time needs a swift kick in the ass. I hate that phrase. Hate it.  If it is used for a break-up, it IS me, not you. If it wasn’t me, you’d still be here. Wow, can I be any...

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“Everyday I write the book…”

Thank you, Ms. B. Rattus, for the right-before-bed-no-alcohol tip – I knew that one but it is something we all need to be reminded of. However, there was no alcohol involved in this week’s insomnia....

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It’s the Spanish answer to Purple Drank

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“And I don’t know how to get it back to good”

Okay, so if I am a so-called “shopaholic,” why do friends and family keep giving me catalogs and telling me about sales and/or new stores opening?  In a world of “No, Non, no you can’t buy that,” I am...

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“Friday night, I crashed your party…Saturday I said I’m sorry…Sunday came and...

“You may be right. I may be crazy.” Depression. It’s real and most of the time, you can’t “just snap out of it.” I should know. I’ve been dealing with it on and off all of my life. It isn’t...

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“I’ve Got This Time On My Hands, You Are The One To Abuse”

I’m so taking the low road tonight. And I won’t even apologize for it. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MILEY CYRUS SHIT ON THE VMAs????? First of all, I don’t watch award shows so when I see the derogatory...

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“It puts the lotion on its skin…”

Don’t ever drink Dieter’s Green Tea unless it is on the weekend. Trust me about this. ***** “Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round…”  Not really, but that damned...

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“You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way?”

I have been suffering from a head cold for five days now. Been sleeping it off (or trying to), which is why I am wide awake at almost two in the morning for the past few nights. I am so light-headed, I...

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